10Osama bin Laden 100 saal tak ji sakta tha agar...
Agar woh KASAB ke saath mumbai aa gaya hota
ATITHI DEVO BHAVA!!
Hindi
00Dialogue by a boy in Love :
"Ussey paane ke liye mai bhagwan se
bhi lad sakta hun.."
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Later he realised:
" Exam ka time hai bhagwan se panga
lena theekh nahi..."Details:
This SMS reminds us of the days when at exam times we used to pray to God for good scores.Recepients:
To Friends..Timing:
- Sumit Nigam
Any time of the year. Also at exam times.
Hindi |
102Ladki pataane ka tarika:
Chupke se uske peeche jaa kar use daraao.
Agar woh hasi to samjho pat gai..
Agar gussa hui to zor-zor se chillao,
Didi darr gayi..Didi darr gayi..
Hindi
5619Mujrim: Sahib mainu koi eho jehi saza devo
ke lok thoo-thoo karan,
jithe v main javaan lok mainu galaan kadhan.
Judge: Kyon vai, hun badal di jagah tainu CM bana dian.
Punjabi
00Innocence at it's best-
Ek chota baby apni pregnant mummy se poochta hai:
Isme kya hai..?
Mummy: Isme ek pyaaraa sa baby hai.
Baby: Itna pyaaraa tha to khaa kyon gai..
Hindi
10Jailer: Suna hai tum shayar ho.. Kuch sunao yaar.
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Qaidi: Gum-e-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati Hamari..
Jis Din zamaanat hui zindagi khatm Tumhaari..
Urdu |
143Bumper Offer!
Send me an SMS and WIN
10 lac ki car ka photo
32 inch LED TV ka dibba
USA jaanewale plane ko TATA karne ka mauka
aur mere saath Dinner woh bhi aapke ghar par..
So HURRY..! Good Morning ..!
Hindi |
00Every tear is a sign of-
Onions,
Every silence is a sign of-
Zero balance,
Every smile is a sign of-
Daily brushing..
LIFE is simple
Don't make it complex..
English |
11A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered, "Well, I have contacts."
Policeman: "I don't care who you know! You're getting fined!"
English |
00Fatherhood is great because
you can ruin someone from scratch.
- Jon Stewart
English |
21"Cow" and "Cat" rishte mein behne hain.
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.Now you must be thinking ki kaise?
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.Jyada na socho..
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I m telling you.
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Gaaye Maata hoti hai aur Billi Mousi..!
Hindi |
11Jack n Jill:
Jekwaa n Jilwaa..gaye upar hilwaa..pania bharan ke vaaste
jekwaa gir gawaa..ooka khopdi phoot gawa
aur jilwaa aawat ludkan poora raaste.
Hindi
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