Bachelors Should Be Heavily Taxed. It Is Not Fair That Some Quotes

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.

A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)