Two Most Important People In A Man's Life: 1. Mother. 2. Wife. One Quotes

Two Most Important People in a Man's Life :


1. Mother.

2. Wife .



One brings You in this World Crying,

&

Other Ensures that You Continue to do So...!

Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?

Biwian apne pati ko A.G. kyun kehti hain..?
Kyonki Bhartiya biwian sanskaari hoti hain,
sabke saamne 'Abe Gadhe' nahi keh sakti isliye
short form se bulati hain..A.G.!

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

Husband to Wife : Yeh lo dear, a rose for you.
Wife : Kya baat hai, aaj bahut pyaar aa raha hai.
Husband : Ek dost ki shav-yatra mein gaya tha
bas wahi se leta aa raha hun..

Before Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.

Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage .