Santa saw a beautiful girl,
he went and kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what are you doing..?"
Santa : B.Com final year.

113

English |

Santa ki wife kidnap ho gayi.
Kidnapper ne finger ka tukda bheja aur paise mange.
Santa : Ungali to kisi ki bhi ho sakti hai, Mundi bhej Mundi....

00

Hindi |

Santa raat ko machardaani laga kar so raha tha,
Achanak ek jugnoo aa gaya..
Santa : Lo ye machar humko
Torch le kar dhoondh raha hai.

00

Hindi |

Santa : Jaldi ek glass juice do ladaai hone waali hai.
.Ek glass peene ke baad,.
Santa : Ek glass aur do ladaai hone waali hai.
Juice-wala: Ladaai kab hone waali hai..?
Santa : Jab tu paise maangega..

00

Hindi |

Santa went to an electrical shop.
Santa : 2 panke dena; 1 ladies aur 1 gents.
Salesman: Pankhon mein ladies aur gents nahi hota.
Santa : Kaise nahi hote..1 Bajaj ka de aur 1 Usha ka..

13

Hindi |

Khirki khuli, zulfein udi,
socha husn-e-yaar ka deedaar tha.
Par zulfein hati, to manzar kuch aur tha,
kyonki woh to nahaaya hua sardaar tha..

10

Hindi

Santa ki beti: Papa kal aapke ghar se ek member kam ho jaaega.
Next day Santa ki beti bhaag jaati hai.
Santa : Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per
thi woh Jyotshi!

20

Hindi

Ek Buddhi ne ATM ke pas Santa se kaha:
Beta mera Balance check kar do.

Santa ne Buddhi ko Dhakka de diya,
Buddhi gir gayi.

Santa : Tumhara balance kharab hai.

01

Hindi |

How did Santa tried to kill a bird..?
He took it to the top of a building &
dropped it from there to die..

10

English

Santa got a Mercedes Benz on his birthday.
But he is not driving.
Why..?
.
.
.
He don't want to sit on Driver's Seat..!!

00

English |

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