Ek Ladki Aur Santa Ko Pyaar Ho Gaya. Ladki: Aapko Meri Quotes

Ek ladki aur Santa ko pyaar ho gaya.
Ladki: Aapko meri bilkul parwah nahi hai.
Santa : Oye pagli, pyaar karne waale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!

A man and a woman were fighting
on a railway station.
The lady: Ye jhaadoo dekhi hai,
ek doongi aur seedha canada pahunchega.
Santa , who was just passing by, also heard this and
immediately came to the lady,
Santa : Madam ji, jhaadoo ki kuch tillein mujhe bhi de do,
mujhe Jalandhar jaana hai.

Santa returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit..?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all"..?
Librarian: So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory..

Wife -Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya he

daal me kya daalu,



Santa -Dimaag to h hi nhi

nya colgate active salt daal de

usme namak hai

10 people beating a sardaar,
but he was laughing..
A man asked,
"Why are you laughing?"
Sardaar: Main Joginder hun,
yeh log mujhe Parminder samajh ke maar rahe hain!!

Banta - What is pin-drop darkness?
Santa - If you drop a pin and can't find it
then it is pin-drop drakness..

Tutor: Write ur father's name in english.
Santa wrote "Beautiful Red Underwear"
Tutor saw and asked - Are u mad or what?????
Santa : No, his name is Sunder Lal Chadda.