30Bill Gates give Rs. 50 tip to waiter.
Waiter: Sir, yesterday your son gave Rs. 500 tip and
you gave only 50..?
Bill Gates: He is the son of a millionaire,
I am the son of a farmer..
English
191Great words said by Abraham Lincoln:-
Do Tarah Se Dekhne Me Cheeze Chhoti Nazar Aati Hai..
Ek To - Door Se
Dusra - Gurur Se....!!
Hindi |
20Never let the things you want
make you forget the things you love ..
English |
204If i love myself
despite my infinite faults,
how can i hate anyone
at the glimpse of few faults..?
English
1814Sabarimala Mandir par adhikaar jataate
Supreme Court ko aankh dikhaate
Samaanta Ka Adhikaar Modiji Shirdi mein bataate
kaho kaise didi aap darshan paate..
Hindi |
00Half of our mistakes in life arise from
feeling where we ought to think,
and thinking where we ought to feel.
English |
00To be happy with a man,
u must understand him a lot n
love him to a certain extent.
But 2 be happy with a woman
u must love her a lot n
try NOT to understand her at all.
English
20Why are we made to WRITE with PENCIL when we are SMALL
& later on with PEN?
Because MISTAKES
made at that time are allowd to be ERASED
but not later on!
English
51Learn to Laugh
Learn to Love
Learn to Drink
Learn to Share
Learn to See
But learning shall not take you anywhere
But then how shall you learn this..
English |
00I always wonder why birds choose
to stay in the same place
when they can fly anywhere on the earth,
then I ask myself the same question.
- Harun Yahya
English |
11Man in God 's shop: Lord, what do you sell?
God : Whatever your heart desires!
Man: I want money, fame and power.
God smiled: Sorry son, I sell seeds not fruits.
English
00B-egin your day with
L-ove in ur heart
E-xpect blessings
S-hare goodness
S-hine like the sun
I-nspire someone
N-ever forget that
G-od is with you all the time
English
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