The little boy was clad in an immaculate white suit for the lawn party,
and his mother cautioned him strictly against soiling it.
He was scrupulous in his obedience,
but at last he approached her timidly, and said:

"Please, mother, may I sit on my pants..?"

86

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Little girl: I was punished in school for something that I didn't do.
The mother exclaimed, that’s terrible…What was it that you didn't do..?
Little girl replied, my homework..

144

English |

Nursery ke student ne Exam Sheet pe susu kar diya..!
Teacher: Yeh kya kiya hai..?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna..

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Hindi |

बच्चा - पापा मैंने Scissor से Paper Cutting सीख ली है
अब कौन सी cutting सीखूँ ?
पापा - Hair Cutting & become a Good Barber ..

127

Hindi |

The little boy was clad in an immaculate white suit for the lawn party,
and his mother cautioned him strictly against soiling it.
He was scrupulous in his obedience,
but at last he approached her timidly, and said:

"Please, mother, may I sit on my pants..?"

86

English |

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थोड़ा सपनों की, परियों की दुनिया में रहने दो
हकीकत से रू-ब-रू होने के लिए तो उमर तमाम पड़ी है ..

61

Hindi |

I think as a kid I always liked to
listen to people.
I loved hearing stories.
- Anna Deavere Smith

85

English |

The child came to his mother in tears.
"Oh, mama," he confessed, "I broke a tile in the hearth."
"Never mind, dear," the mother consoled.
"But how ever did you come to do it..?"
"I was pounding it with father's watch.?"

66

English |

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The best thing that I like about kids
is that they tell you very clearly
without any doubt or speculations
whether you are welcomed or otherwise..

186

English |

स्याही छू कर कुछ भी आड़ा - तिरछा
ग़ुब्बारे देख कर थिरकना
उलटे - सीधे पैर में चप्पल
क्या तेरा बचपन भी ऐसा ही था ..

थक कर सोना , भूख लगे तो सोना
कुत्ते - बिल्लियों को पकड़ घुमाना
झूलों पर शाम बिताना
क्या तेरा बचपन भी ऐसा ही था ..

30

Hindi |

Taaiji to bachcha:
Kal brekfast mein hum kya khaaenge?
Bachcha: Aaloo ke paraanthe.
Taaiji: Aur uske baad hum kya karein?
Bachcha: Lunch..

1312

Hindi |

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1st K.G. Kid To 2nd K.G. Kid:

"Teri Slate Acchi Hai Yaal..." :))
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2nd K.G. Kid:
"iPad Hai Bey...!!

237

Hindi |

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