10Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'
English
![mani_01_thought.jpg mani_01_thought.jpg](/sms/new/img/mani_01_thought.jpg)
221मैं बचाता रहा दीमकों से घर अपना
और चंद कुर्सी के कीड़े पूरा मुल्क खा गए..
Hindi |
10Two best secrets for keep growing in professional life ..!
Whenever you are wrong: Always start acting like boss .
Keep shouting on others..!
&
Whenever you are right: Just Keep the last work continued..!
English
00The first to apologize is the bravest.
The first to forgive is the strongest.
The first to forget is the happiest.
English |
3411तुम मेरे बारे में कोई राय ना कायम करना,
मेरा वक़्त बदलेगा तुम्हारी राय बदल जाएगी..
Hindi |
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10Mark of greatness can only be worn
with a cap of compassion..
English |
212तू अंधेरों के सफ़र में हमसफ़र ढूँढने चला है नादां
हमने रौशनी में भी सायो को कतराते देखा हैं ..
Hindi |
20If you have a heart
obey your mind
you can win the whole world .
If you have a mind that
obey your heart
you can win the love of so many hearts.
English
00आप बड़े हैं बड़ी बात कीजिये
मुबारक हाथ हैं नेकी कीजिये ..
Hindi |
20You are walking on a long weak bridge,
it's really scary and you are afraid.
You saw me & asked my help.
But i said i am sorry, i can't.
You never realised i am busy
holding that bridge for you..
English
20Our lives are all about the choices we make and
the consequence of those choices.
It is a simple paradigm applies to all.
To get, u must first give..
English
60People may throw stones in your path.
It depends on you what you make of it
Walls or Bridge
You are the architect of Your Life ..
English |
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