10Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'
English
20When u pray for others,
God listen to u and blesses them.
And sometimes when u r safe and happy ,
remember that someone has prayed for you!
English
203Jeevan me agar bahut pareshan ho gaye ho to
ek lambi rassi lo aur ek badey ped pe bandh ke
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Jhula - Jhulo Yaar.. Enjoy Karo !
Be Positive..
Hindi |
6425Once there was a CROW.
Uton pendi c SNOW.
Crow ne peeti WINE.
Crow ban gaya LION.
Ohne road te maareya LALKAARAA.
Truck thalle aa ke mar gaya VICHAARAA.
Moral: Ghar beh k pio.
Punjabi
10It is always safe to learn, even from our enemies,
seldom safe to venture to instruct, even our friends.
English |
10At the end all things are OK.
If not OK then it is not the end.
English
41Sometimes in life we feel so blue,
but someone somewhere is not happy as you.
Somewhere far at the border when a soldier sleeps,
missing his loved ones he silently weeps.
Somewhere a mother painfully sighs because
her new born baby didn't open her eyes .
Somewhere a poor dad silently cries,
when he sees his son begging for a bowl of rice.
Somewhere in an orphanage a little girl is sad,
when she misses her mom and dad.
So at times a reason to smile you may not have any,
say to yourself that you are happier than many.
Because life is beautiful and it's not always blue,
and someone somewhere is not as happy as you.
English
10Mouse was going with his kids.
A cat jumped in front of them.
Mouse shouted, "BOW BOW".
Cat runs away.
Mouse: That's the advantage of learning foreign language!
English
01A ministar exhibits brilliance
and a minister everything else..
English |
00Duty is not collective,
it is personal.
English |
00Life is an echo, all comes back,
the good, the bad, the false, and the true so,
give the world the best you have and
the best will come back to you.
English
10People often feel something but
express something else.
They mean something but
say something else.
One should learn the art of saying nothing
in such a way..
that it leaves nothing unsaid.
English
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