10Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'
English
22Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.
English
00We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes,
and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.
- Tom Robbins
English |
00If you've been trained to listen
to mistakes your whole life ,
you forget to listen to opportunities.
- Lucia Micarelli
English |
20A Bird siting on tree is not afraid of the branch breaking
because
his trust is NOT on the Branch bt on its OWN WINGS!
Belive in urself & win the World !
English
30Feeling is a painting,
never spoil it.
Face is a book,
try to read it.
Love is precious,
be ready to sacrifice for it.
Friendship is a mirror,
never break it.
English
309"Khwahisho ke Kaafile bhi
bade Ajeeb hote hai,
Kyonki-
Ye Guzarte wahi se hain Jahan
Raste Nahi hote..."
Urdu |
11A man is lucky to be the first love of a woman
and a woman is lucky to be the last love of a man.
English
10Two best secrets for keep growing in professional life ..!
Whenever you are wrong: Always start acting like boss .
Keep shouting on others..!
&
Whenever you are right: Just Keep the last work continued..!
English
10Everything that happens happens as it should,
and if you observe carefully, you will find this to be so.
- Marcus Aurelius
English |
44Mere bazurgon ka saya tha jab talak mujh par
main apni umar se chota dikhayi deta tha..
Hindi |
00Who are we to say:
Who is Hindu??
Who is Muslim??
When there is ALI in diwALI n
RAM in RAMzaan..
UNITE MANKIND..
English
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