Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

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English

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Animals do not smoke, drink nor take drugs
- except in laboratories.

00

English |

Words From the pages of my Life :-
Maturity is not when we start speaking "Big Things",
It's when we actually start understanding "Small things".

- Hemant Singh
30

English |

Two things define you.
Your patience when you have nothing and
your attitude when you have everything..

30

English |

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One may conquer a thousand thousand men in battle,
But he who conquers himself alone is the greatest victor. - Gautama, the Buddha

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English |

थोड़ी राहत मिली है
हैदराबाद के दोषी मारे हैं
उन्नाव और दिल्ली के दरिंदे अब भी ज़िंदा हैं
बोलो कब उनकी बारी है ??

373

Hindi |

When u face Choices..

Just Toss a Coin..

Not because it solves the Question..
But while the Coin is in Air..
We will know."What our Heart is Hoping for?"

40

English

सबके दिल में प्यार का अरमान बन कर जी सकूं,
मुश्किलें में भी कभी आसान बन कर जी सकूं,
मुझसे मेरी जात, मजहब, नाम सब कुछ छीन लो,
जिससे मैं इंसान, बस इंसान बन कर जी सकूं..

- Vikas Umrao

158

Hindi |

If we can't be as sharp as a pencil to write someone's happiness
Let us at least be as soft as an eraser to erase someone's sadness.

20

English |

तेरी हर करतूत मेरी नज़र में है
इंसान वो जो जान ले मंज़िल क़ब्र में है ..

93

Hindi |

Career: Enhance your skills.
A good employee takes effort to do work;
A smart employee uses skill to accomplish his job.

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English

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