Things we must be thankful for:
1. Worries at the start of day: means u are still alive.
2. Clothes that don't fit anymore: means u are getting gud food.
3. The mess to clean after a party: means u hv friends around u.
4. Roof that needs fixing: means 've got a house.
5. Taxes to pay: means aren't unemployed.
6. Quarel with relatives: means u hv a family.
7. A msg on ur mbile: means u hv sumone who remembers u & wishes u well.

50

English

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A person in solitude is subject to
all kinds of doubts and uncertainties at every moment.
Hence, the company of the holy and virtuous should be sought.

00

English |

You are walking on a long weak bridge,
it's really scary and you are afraid.
You saw me & asked my help.
But i said i am sorry, i can't.
You never realised i am busy
holding that bridge for you..

20

English

Sometimes smiling is the greatest act of defiance,
and sometimes asking for help
is the most meaningful example of self-reliance.
Sometimes the best medicine is to
just laugh until you cry,
and sometimes the greatest wisdom comes from
accepting you will just never know why.
Sometimes just going to bed is the best antidote
to trials and tribulations,
and sometimes just being blessed to get up again
and face it all, for one more day, is worthy of celebration..

30

English |

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I always wonder why birds choose
to stay in the same place
when they can fly anywhere on the earth,
then I ask myself the same question.
- Harun Yahya

00

English |

Duty is not collective,
it is personal.

00

English |

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

03

English |

Mouse was going with his kids.
A cat jumped in front of them.
Mouse shouted, "BOW BOW".
Cat runs away.
Mouse: That's the advantage of learning foreign language!

10

English

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