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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .

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A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.

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We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.

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Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.

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Punjabi

Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?

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Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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