10I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
I said 'Thyroid problem..?'
English |
30This year's Oscar Winners
just got shocked when they saw you
winning First Prize under Late Comer category..
Congratulations..!!
English |
41संता की मौत बिजली गिरने से हो गई
पर उसकी लाश मुस्कुराते हुए मिली
भगवान ने पुछा ऐसा क्यों ?
संता - मैनु लगा जी कोई फोटो खींच रहा है ..
Santa ki maut bijli girne se ho gai
par uski laash muskuraate hue mili
Bhagwan ne poocha aisa kyun?
Santa - Mainu laga ji koi photo kheench raha hai..
Hindi |
42Valentines Special
- Tarun Goma
GF = Where R u.?
BF = I'm At "Bank"
GF = I Need 10,000 For New Cell Phone & 5,000 For New Dress.
BF = Sorry, I Mean I'm At BL00D BANK
"KHOON PIYEGI KHOON":p:D
Hindi |
10It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it..
English |
9130Ek baba roz gurdware kirtan krda c,
Roz ek budhi lal suit pa ke aundi c,
Baba us nu pyaar krda c.
Ek din oh budhi nahi aayi
te baba kirtan krda kenda "sab sangta ayiea gi saade LAL nazar nai aaunde"
ose wele oh budhi HARA suit pa ke a jandi e.
Baba bolan lag pya 'mann shetal ho gya gi vekh k sangta Harian-bharian..
Punjabi
20If children's prayer had any effect,
there wouldn't be a single teacher alive.
English |
21Angrez darwaza Kholne Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahega..
You Don't Know?
Mai Batata Hu..
Woh Kahega "THERE WAS A COLD DAY"
.
Say 1O Times Khud Samajh Aa jayega..
Hindi |
32Hansa: AUTOMATICALLY matlab?
Praful: Jab auto mein baith kar koi ladki ganji ho jaaye
to usko kehte hain,
AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI!!!
Hindi
00The word DIET stand for:
D - Did
I - I
E - Eat
T - That
English |
25A guy walks into work with both of his ears bandaged up.
His boss asks, "what happened to you?"
The man replies "I was ironing my clothes
when my phone rang and
I accidentally answered my iron."
His boss then says "Well, that explains one ear,
what about the other one?"
The man says "Well, I had to call the doctor!"
English |
30Negro died & reachd heaven !
ANGEL-Who are u?
NEGRO-(to impress)m Leonardo (TITANIC HERO)
ANGEL gets cnfusd & askd othr angel:
aby TITANIC DUBA THA YA JALA THA?
Hindi
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