Aaj subha unki gali se hum nikle,
ajeeb itefaq tha,
phool to fenka unhone,
lekin...........
GAMLAA bhi saath tha!

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Never return to a doctor
whose office plants have died.

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw
that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers

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Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya.
Pappu: Ab main ye roti nahi khaounga.
Papa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pheni hui thi.

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Hindi

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

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Funny ironic word combinations
1. Clearly misunderstood
2. Exact estimate
3. Small crowd
4. Act naturally
5. Found missing
6. Fully empty
and
7. HAPPILY MARRIED!!

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Doctor paagal se: Yeh chithi tum kise likh rahe ho..?
Paagal: Apne aap ko.
Doctor: Achcha isme kya likha hai.
Paagal: Maalum nahi.
Doctor: Kyu..?
Paagal: Abhi mujhe mili kahaan hai..!

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Hindi

Itne kamzor ho gaye hum aapki judaai se..
Itne kamzor ho gaye hum aapki judaai se..
ek din machchar bhi le gayaa,
uthaa ke razaai se!!

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Hindi

It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it..

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Fatherhood is great because
you can ruin someone from scratch.
- Jon Stewart

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Ek baat humesha yaad rakhna mere dost ..
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Train kabhi puncture nahi hoti..

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