Aaj subha unki gali se hum nikle,
ajeeb itefaq tha,
phool to fenka unhone,
lekin...........
GAMLAA bhi saath tha!

60

Hindi
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If you don't like the way I drive,
stay off the sidewalk.

00

English |

Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
par kabhi socha na tha ki woh..
surprise mein apna husband bhi saath laayegi.

01

Hindi

सनम तेरी याद में हमें दस्त लग गए
ये भी आँसू ही हैं
जो बस रास्ता भटक गए ..

Sanam teri yaar mein humein dust lag gaye
yeh bhi aansu hi hain
jo bas rasta bhatak gaye..

50

Hindi |

I saw a Dream last night
Only U and Me..U know wht happened??
U were looking so Innocent..
because I was eating Maggi and U were saying:
1 Chammach Khila De Naa Plzzz...

20

Hindi |

Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola Shah Jahaan ka pota..
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola Shah Jahaan ka pota..
Aaj humaaraa bhi bank balance hota agar dada deewana na hota!

32

Hindi

Arz hai
LADKI Ro-Ro kar LADKE Se Keh Rahi Hai
Wah Wah!
LADKI Ro-Ro kar LADKE Se Keh Rahi Hai
Haath Chhod kamine Meri Naak Beh Rhi Hai!

32

Hindi

Population control slogan in Bihar:
hum do, humaare do,
unke baad jitne bhi ho,
sabko delhi bhej do.....

02

Hindi

Dil aur Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq Hai
K Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte Hain
aur Is Dil mein SIRF
Aap
KI
"BHABHI" Rehti hai,
saalo har jagah khud ko mat ghusaya karo.

40

Hindi

Policewala agar juice ke thele par
juice pee raha ho to
dekhne waala yahi sochta hai -
Free mein pee raha hoga..

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13

Hindi |

Hasti thi hasti thi
Baalon ko lehraati thi
dekh kar sharmati thi,
kuch soch kar phir muskurati thi
aaj pataa chala
Saali PAAGAL thi.

40

Hindi

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