It's A Horror Story. Read It If You Are Dare Quotes

It's a horror story. Read it if you are dare enough.
Once in a rain there was an old man standing
with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him and asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000/- and said,
"Don't open last page of the book else
you will face problem."
Man finished all the pages with great fear but
one of his curiosity he opened the last page one day.
He was shocked to see..
MRP: Rs. 30/-

Ek baar jaan maang kar to dekho,
ek baar yaad kar ke to dekho,
agar hum na aaye to samajh lena..
janaab so rahe hain.

Dialogue by a boy in Love :
"Ussey paane ke liye mai bhagwan se
bhi lad sakta hun.."
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Later he realised:
" Exam ka time hai bhagwan se panga
lena theekh nahi..."

Details:
This SMS reminds us of the days when at exam times we used to pray to God for good scores.

Recepients:
To Friends..

Timing:
Any time of the year. Also at exam times.

Pathan - Moulvi sahab, wazu ke baghair namaz ho jaati hai?
Moulvi - Nahi hoti.
Pathan - Ho jaati hai.
Moulvi - Bhai, nahi hoti.
Pathan - Ho jaati hai, maine khud padh kar dekhi hai..

A mosquito cried out in pain:
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
was para-dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.

Boy to Father: Meri dooor ki nazar kharaab ho gayi hai, chashmaa le do.
Father took him outside and asked: Woh kya hai?????
Boy: Suraj.
Father: Abey Bhootni ke, ab aur kitni dooor dekhna chaahtaa hai!

Question: Why Santa gave Oreo biscuit to
Chhota Bheem (chota bhim),
Chutki, Raju, Jaggu, Kalia and Dholu - Bholu..?

Answer: Because ladoo mein cream nahi hoti.