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स्याही छू कर कुछ भी आड़ा - तिरछा
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उलटे - सीधे पैर में चप्पल
क्या तेरा बचपन भी ऐसा ही था ..

थक कर सोना , भूख लगे तो सोना
कुत्ते - बिल्लियों को पकड़ घुमाना
झूलों पर शाम बिताना
क्या तेरा बचपन भी ऐसा ही था ..

Father pointing towards childs stomach:
Is this battery box..?
Child: No - No..It is Khaana-Paani Box..

The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school.
One day he made the teacher quite surprised.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said..
"I don't want to scare you,
but my daddy says if I don't get better grades,
somebody is going to get a spanking."

Nursery ke student ne Exam Sheet pe susu kar diya..!
Teacher: Yeh kya kiya hai..?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna..

Taaiji to bachcha:
Kal brekfast mein hum kya khaaenge?
Bachcha: Aaloo ke paraanthe.
Taaiji: Aur uske baad hum kya karein?
Bachcha: Lunch..

Little girl: I was punished in school for something that I didn't do.
The mother exclaimed, that’s terrible…What was it that you didn't do..?
Little girl replied, my homework..

The child came to his mother in tears.
"Oh, mama," he confessed, "I broke a tile in the hearth."
"Never mind, dear," the mother consoled.
"But how ever did you come to do it..?"
"I was pounding it with father's watch.?"