Santa Was Filling A Slambook. He Didn't Knew The Meaning Of Quotes

Santa was filling a slambook.
He didn't knew the meaning of Zodiac sign.
He turned the previous page and
saw that somebody had written Cancer,
so he wrote Gas Problem..

Santa went to a shop with the Indian Flag and
asked the shop-keeper to show more colors for it..

Banta send sms to Santa : Bhejne wala mahan,
padhne wala buddhu.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejne wala budddhu,
padhne wala mahan.

Ek Buddhi ne ATM ke pas Santa se kaha:
Beta mera Balance check kar do.

Santa ne Buddhi ko Dhakka de diya,
Buddhi gir gayi.

Santa : Tumhara balance kharab hai.

Santa proposed a girl.......
Girl: I am one year elder to u.
Santa : Oye, no problem sohniye, I will marry u next year.

As pilots, Santa and Banta were trying to land an airplane.
They start descending and as they touch the ground Santa screamed:
"Get the airplane up, the runaway is ending...".
Banta swiftly gets the plane back up in the air...

They make a big turn and start descending again.
The moment they touch the ground, Santa screamed again
"Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...".
Banta swiftly gets the plane back up in the air...

They make a big turn and start descending again...
This goes on again and again...

During their fourth descent Santa says:
"Look at those stupid people,
they build this huge & expensive airport
but with such a short runaway...",
"I know" answers Banta, "But look how wide they made it...."

Santa was putting his head in a water tub.
Banta: What are you doing..?
Santa : It's not working
I am checking Puncture..