Greatness of a person
is not measured by his srtength;
it is how he stands tall
every time he gets knocked down.

00

English

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तौबा तेरी अदायें दिलकश हैं बहुत
पर जो हवा में उड़े वो इंसान कैसा ..

197

Hindi |

Sense of responsibility:
A man goes into library and asks for a
book on suicide. Librarian looks him and
says,
.
.
.
.
.
Who will return the Book back!

10

English |

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love .
----------Albert Einstein

00

English

Some people think "BLACK" color as sentimentally bad.
But they don't realize that every black board makes the student's life bright..

31

English |

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life choti hai har pal mein khush raho,
aaj paneer nahi to daal mein khush raho,
aaj dosto ka sath nahi to TV dekh kar khush raho,
ghar jaa nahi sakte to phone karke khush raho,
jise dekh nahi sakte uski aawaz mein khush raho,
jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein khush raho,
beeta hua kal jaa chuka hai uski meethi yaad mein khush raho,
aane wale kal ka pata nahi to sapno mein hi khush raho,
haste-haste zindagi beet jaegi bas har pal khush raho..
Enjoy life ..Take Care..

199

Hindi |

Every moening get up and look through the list
of the richest people in the world .
If your name is not there,
please go and work hard
to be in that list
by doing smart work.
-Bill Gates

10

English

अलविदा वो हसरतें
जो ज़िन्दगी को हरा दें
मुमकिन है इंसान का
खुदा हो जाना ..

40

Hindi |

For religion, God is at the beginning;
for science God is at the end. - Noble Laureate Max Planck

20

English |

Dont argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to an idiotic level and
beat you because of vast experience.

20

English |

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

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