Ek Waqt Tha Aapke Sms Aise Aate The Jaise Kisi Ne Quotes

Ek waqt tha aapke sms aise aate the jaise
kisi ne aapki khopri pe pistol rakhi hui hai aur
aapse sms karwa raha hai..
magar ab lagta hai goli maar di..

Phool khile, kaliyaan khili,
waah..waah..!!
Phool khile, kaliyaan khili,
ab gulaab ki baari hai.
humne to sms bhej diya..
ab janaab ki baari hai.

Sohne tusi ho te
Bure asi v ni
Mehlan ch tusi ho te
Sadka te asi v ni.
MSG pad k MSG DA JVAB V NHI DE Rhe.
Kann khol k sun lo je busy tusi ho te
Vehle asi v ni.

Agar hum-se gussa ho to,
taj mahal ko fodo,
chaar-minaar ko todo,
qutab minar ko modo,
titanic ko fevicol se jodo,
magar humein sms karna na chodo.

My Smile + My Joy + My Pleasure + My Life +
My Relief + My Honour + My Pride = Your One SMS
Ab socho aapke SMS ki keemat kya hai..

You look sweet when you read my message
You look sweeter when you read my message & smile.
You look sweetest when you read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.

Sholey film ke Gabbar ne Thaakur ke dono haath kaat diye.
Kya aap jaante ho kyon..?
Kyonki who usko sms nahi karta tha.