70Kaaju, baadaam, akhrot, pista, kish-mish..
all dry fruits are tasty but
they are nothing in comparison to you..
Because abey KHAJOOR teri baat hi kuch aur hai!!
Hindi
21I can't help it but tell you that
awesome ends with 'me' and
ugly starts with 'u'..
English |
51If people say u r Crazy, be patient.
If they say u r a Monkey, relax.
If they say u r Stupid, be cool.
But if they say u r smart,
thappad maar saale ko,
mazaak ki bhi koi hadh hoti hai.
Hindi
30In next 5 minutes
many National and International celebrities
will call YOU..!!
They all will ask my mobile number.
Please don't give, I am BUSY..Thanks..
English |
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DL08AS7724
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DL08EE0026
HR011A0900
PB05AD2001
CH03AA5432
Itne gaur se kya dekh rahe ho?????
Kal subha in sab gaadiyon par kapdaa maar dena.
Hindi
51Things i like about u:
1. Your choice is very good (e.g. choosing me as friend )
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
Ab kya dekh rahe ho..?
Uske baad kabhi koi dhang ka kaam kiya hai..?
Hindi
13Some things I like about u.....
1. ______
2. ______
3. ______
4. ______
5. ______
Arre kuch to achcha kiya hota zindagi mein!!
Hindi
62You are
-sweet like tom
-cute like jerry
-naughty like bugsbunny
-clever like aladin
-happening like ballu
-welders like mougli
Tussi to chalte-firte cartoon ho!!
Hindi
71Two Great Facts in this World :
Fact 1: You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue.
Fact 2: After reading fact 1, many idiots would try it.
English
100Kal dekho bhool na jaana,
subha jaldi uth jaana,
taaze paani se nahaana,
fir humaare ghar aana,
aur zor se aawaaz lagaana,
JAI SHANI DEV......
Hindi
2212Lions rule the woods
Eagles rule sky
You too have got a bright future ahead
as Fools rule states
Happy April Fools Day!
English |
91I met 7 angels & they wanted to meet an intelligent person,
I gave them UR Address.....
Dekha, unko kaisa Ullu banaayaa!!
Hindi
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