I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw
that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers

00

English |

funny.jpg

If children's prayer had any effect,
there wouldn't be a single teacher alive.

20

English |

Father to son: Whenever i beat you,
you don't get annoyed, how you control your anger..?
Son: I start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush.

02

English |

Who was the first Indian woman
to fly abroad without passport and visa?
Guess?
Sita with Ravan to Sri Lanka.

65

English

2 cockroach गाना गा रहे थे |
जग घूमेया थारे जैसा ना कोई ..
दोनों मर गए।
क्यों ?

Details:
क्योंकि यह गाना HIT है |

22

Hindi |

Marriage involves mathematics for it -
Doubles joys,
Halves sorrows, and
Quadruples expenses.

01

English |

A naughty kid was sitting on the toilet but potty was not coming.
After many efforts he got frustrated and shouted:
Aley aa jaa yaal,
main tujhe khaa thori jaunga..

10

Hindi |

Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs..?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

31

English |

People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov

20

English |

Policewala agar juice ke thele par
juice pee raha ho to
dekhne waala yahi sochta hai -
Free mein pee raha hoga..

13

Hindi |

If Columbus had Girl Friend ,
he might have never discovered America because..
GF: Where are you going..?
With whom..?
How are you going..?
To discover what..?
Why only you..?
What should I do when you are gone..?
Can I come with you..?
When will you be back..?
Where will you stay..?
Will you miss me..?
Columbus: Le meri maa, nahi jata! Khush..!

00

Hindi

Recommended for You »

  1. NATURE OF GURUS GURU NANAK DEV JI => Humanity GURU ANGAD ..
  2. कोई उम्मीद बर नहीं आती कोई सूरत नज़र नहीं आती मौत का ..
  3. Waada To Nahi Karte Ki Dosti Nibhayenge Par Itna To Hai ..
  4. Your Eyes Your Smile Your Touch Your Kiss Your Promise Your Words Our ..
  5. There Are Two Ways Of Spreading Light To Be The ..
  6. I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandfather Not ..
  7. कतई लाज़मी नहीं कि रंज ए उल्फ़त में रोया ही जाये हौंसला ..
  8. Jagaa Ke Humko Woh Kehte Hain So Jaa Koi Bataaye Humein ..
  9. Kehti Hai Meri Kabr Pe Ro Ro Ke Mohabbat Faraz Yun ..
  10. Candles Of Hope Are Burning Bright Filling Our Hearts With Eternal Delight Hope ..

Share & Let Everyone Read









Draw shape below and click submit button to send us your message:
आओ खेलें

लाल बूढ़क्की छू..

anagram quiz

About Us


Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.

The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..



What's more


moderated-content-kids-safe

Moderated Content

Safe for people of all Age Groups including Children.
sms-api-always-win

API

Display SMS on your Website or Blog at Zero Cost.
rate-content

SMS Rating

Gives You Power to Rate Content.
« Stay In Touch »

Quality Improvement Initiative

Quality Improvement Program

On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.

Sample thumb screenshot

You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.