Who said english is easy Fill these blanks with yes/no:
1. ____, i don't have a brain.
2. ____, i'm stupid.
3. ____, i'm not human, i'm donkey.
SmIlE pLz

21

English
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Aankhon mein sharaafat..
Chaal mein nazaakat..
dil mein sachaai..
chehre pe safaai..
Phir kyon na kahe
har ladki..
aapko bhai!!

26

Hindi

The smoothy jasmine hide alone and came drunk..!

Samjhe nahi? Chalo hindi mein bataate hain

Chikni Chameli
Chhup ke akeli
Pauaa chadha ke aayi.

Improve your ENGLISH also.

93

Hindi |

In next 5 minutes
many National and International celebrities
will call YOU..!!
They all will ask my mobile number.
Please don't give, I am BUSY..Thanks..

30

English |
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I like three things:
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. YOU
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and YOU to..
Oh Hello.. who will clean the table..?

40

English

Bhagwaan teri umar lambi kare!
Bhagwaan teri shaadi jaldi kara de!
Bhagwaan tujhe khush rakhe!
Bhagwaan tujhe barkat de!
Yaad ho gayaa??
TO chal KATORA uthaa aur shuru ho jaa!!!!!!

81

Hindi

Kanjuson ka mela laga hai,
prasad mein recharge coupon diya jaa raha hai,
kisi aur ko mat batana,
yeh message sirf selected "KANJUSON" ko bheja Jaa raha hai..

10

Hindi |

Mountaineering (Mountain Climbing) Summer Vacation Trip
Hurry..!! Limited Period Offer..!! Join Today..!!
Free Bedding..!! Free Meals..!! Free 24x7 Health Chek-Up..!!
.
.
Just a few hours climbing and rest vacation weeks in hospital..

11

English |

Elephant, cow and donkey arguing on
who is the best.
Elephant: I help to move heavy loads.
Cow: I give milk.
Say something, ya ya its ur turn..

20

English

लाख कोशिश करूँ भूलने की
मगर एक बात रह - रह कर सताती है
करवाचौथ का व्रत तेरी गर्ल - फ्रेंड रखती है
मेरी उम्र क्यों बढ़ जाती है ..

50

Hindi |

I want to say something to U
it start with U and ends with U
If you know then message me.

Details:
Ullu ( उल्लू )

32

Hindi |

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