21Who said english is easy Fill these blanks with yes/no:
1. ____, i don't have a brain.
2. ____, i'm stupid.
3. ____, i'm not human, i'm donkey.
SmIlE pLz
English
30If i was a painter- you would be my Painting..
If i was an author- you would be my Story..
If i was a poet- you would be my Poem..
But unfortunately, i am a cartoonist.
English
10Eyes are good friends..
See together,
weep together,
close together.
But when a girl comes,
one eye starts blinking.
Moral- A girl can break good friendship .
English
70Apne dimaag ko test karne ke liye
Cow ke saame sir karke khade ho jaao.
Agar woh dooor jaaye to samajh lena gobar hai,
agar paas aaye to bhoosa hai,
aur agar na dooor jaaye aur na paas aaye
to samajh lena khaali hai.
Hindi
41God is so wise that He created friends without a price tag
because if He did, then i couldn't have afforded u...
5-10 paise ke sikke aajkal kahaan milte hain!!
Hindi
27Phool Main Phool,
Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hun Phool.
Ab is SMS ko 'Phool' ke bina padho.
Dekhna tumhara naam aaega.
Hindi |
12When cloud breaks - rain falls
When coconut breaks - water falls
When love breaks - tears fall
When your head breaks - Oh HAY !
English |
1515Someone rightly said
Every Dog has it's day
Look today is Yours
Happy April Fool's Day!
English |
24Is sms ko saare kaam choad kar mat padho,
is sms ko aap baad mein bhi pad sakte ho,
yeh sms koi joke nahi hai,
yeh sms bahut important bhi nahi hai,
is sms mein mujhe aapko kuch kehna nahi hai,
yeh sms thoda lamba jaroor hai,
par yeh sms kuch khaas nahi hai,
par mujhe is baat ki samajh nahi aati
ki aap is sms ko aise dhyaan se kyon padh rahe ho.
Yeh sms to maine waise hi time paas ke liye bheja tha.
Ab aapko mere par gussa aaya hoga,
par main kya karoon,
mujhe bhi kisi ne aise hi bheja tha.
Hindi
22Who said English is easy? Fill in the following :
1. ..... I don't have a BRAIN.
2. ..... I don't have SENSE.
3. ..... I am STUPID.
English
110Kal ek sapna dekha ki
Swarag ke ek bade se haal mein
Bhagwaan Ji ne sabko apne paap likhne ko kahaa.
Maine likhna shuru hi kiya tha ki
tum chillaye-"Xtra sheet plzz....."
Hindi
01If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist..
English |
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