रोज़गार है तो सोमवार है,
वर्ना सातों दिन रविवार हैं..

10

Hindi |
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Winter comes again and again
summer comes again and again
but a person like you never comes again
because God never commits mistake again..

539

English |

Love Never Dies!!
It Remains Forever!!
n Forever..
n Forever..
n Forever..
Only Partner Changes..

00

English

Galat nazar se dekhoge
to har jagah kharaabi lagegi
aur sahi nazar se dekhoge
to har sunder ladki tumhaari bhabhi lagegi.
tumhaaraa bhai.

11

Hindi

In court Judge to Lady:
You are really very brave, Daaku ko bahut maara tumNe.
Lady: Mujhe kya pata daaku tha,
main samjhi mere pati ghar dair se aaye hain.

50

Hindi |

Bholu: Pandit ji meri shaadi nahi ho rahi hai..koi upaaye bataao..
Pandit ji: Kaise hogi bhai..?
Kundli mein sukh hi sukh likha hai, mauj karo..!!

23

Hindi |

Ek aadmi STD shop per phone karne jaata hai
aur STD waale ko 2 thappad maarta hai. Kyon..?????
Kyonki STD shop ke baahar likha tha,
dial karne se pehle 2 lagaayein.

146

Hindi

Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ??
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.
.
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Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha....
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nehi karte.....
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Girl: Saale.... Tu toh chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !!
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Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pee li thi.. :P

- Tarun Goma
10

Hindi |

It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it..

10

English |

Ek poet garibi se tang aa kar daku ban gaya.
Daketi karne ek bank gaya aur kaha:
Arz hai..
Taqdeer mein jo hai wahi milega
Hands-Up, koi apni jagah se nahi hilega..
Fir cashier se kaha..
Kuch khwaab meri aankhon se nikaal do
jo kuch bhi tumhaare paas hai jaldi se is bag mein daal do..
Bahut koshish karta hun teri yaad bhulaane ki
koi koshish na kare police ko bulaane ki..
Bhula de mujhko kya jaata hai tera
main goli maar doonga jo kisi ne peecha kiya mera..

67

Hindi

Akal badam khaane se nahi,
dhoka khane se badhti hai..

24

Hindi |

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