Santa baraf ka tukda haath mein le kar
gaur se dekh raha tha.
Banta asked: Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : Dekh raha hun leak kaha se ho raha hai..

00

Hindi

Santa : Yaar, mujhe apni girl friend ko gift dena hai. Kya doon ?
Banta: Gold Ring de de.
Santa : O yaar koi waddi cheez bataa.
Banta: Jaa fir truck ka tyre de de.

11

Hindi

A Sardaar made a call to airport and
asked how long is the journey
from Punjab to America..
Receptionist: One second, sir.....
Sardaar: Thank you.

20

English

Santa ko sapne me kisi ne goli maar di!!
2nd day Santa ne apna bank account close karwa diya kyonki
bank mein likha tha - hum aapke sapno ko hakikat mein badal denge.

10

Hindi

Santa was eating banana without peeling.
Someone asked why don't you peel and eat.
Santa : It's not required as i know what's inside.

10

English |

Santa went to a shop with the Indian Flag and
asked the shop-keeper to show more colors for it..

00

English |

Santa : Why do you send me each message two times..??
Banta: So that even if you send one to someone
still one remains with you..

21

English |

Hindi Grammer Teacher:
Wo ladko se hans kar baat karti hai.
Batao is sentence me ladki kya hai?

Santa : Sir, ladki bigdi hui hai aur setting karna chati hai.

- Vikas Umrao
00

Hindi |

Bhikhari: 10rs. de do,
mobile recharge kar ke girlfriend ko call karna hai.
Santa : WAH!!
Bhikhari ne bhi girlfriend banaayi hai.
Bhikhari: Naji..girlfriend ne bhikhari banaaya hai..

02

Hindi |

Santa got a Mercedes Benz on his birthday.
But he is not driving.
Why..?
.
.
.
He don't want to sit on Driver's Seat..!!

00

English |

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