A Little Boy Asked His Father, "Daddy, How Much Does It Quotes

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?

2 things r Xtremly difficult

-To plant ur idea in some1's head


-To plant some1's money in ur own pocket


The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.

Specially for Valentine's day

Wife (waking up from her sleep ): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband : Go back to sleep & wear it. :-)

What is marriage ?
Answer: 1st year:
Alpenlibe - Jee lalchaaye rahaa na jaaye.
2nd year:
TVS - Meelon chalti muskaan.
3rd year:
Kinetic - Sabki hawa nikaal de.
4th year:
Chlormint - Dubaara mat poochna.