The people sitting in the free theatre seats are the first ones to boo.
- Chinese Proverb

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Who is the greatest liar?
Who talks most of himself. - Chinese Proverb

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A good laugh and a long sleep
are the two best cures in the doctor’s book.

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If you want something done, do it yourself.

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The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

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After weeks of beans and taters,
even a change to taters and beans is good.

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Never descend to vulgarity, even in joking.

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By trying repeatedly, the monkey learns how to jump from the tree.

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