90A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.
The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.
The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.
Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti
English |
323Go to window,
look outside,
Someone is waiting for your smile,
found..?
"The Moon "
Yes!!
He came to wish you
GOOD NIGHT
English |
2212i wish moon always be full and bright
and you always be cool and right
whenever you go to switch off the light
remember that i m wishing you GOOD NIGHT !!
English |
40If lover is like moon then
friends are like stars and
have you noticed that
the sky can look beautiful
without moon but
not without stars..
English
10Wishing you 12 Moon of Happiness
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days of Success ,
8760 Hours of Good Health,
525600 Minutes of Luck, &
31536000 Seconds of Joy..
Happy New Year !!
English |
328Night has gone and moon too.
Sun has arrive with the sky blue.
Open your beautiful eyes ,
there is an sms for you.
English |
165Wonderful couples in this world ..
Heart n Beats
Night n Moon
Music n Songs
Roses n Love
Fish n Water
My message n Your Smile!!
English
11Everyone wants to be the sun of your life
that lights up your life
but being a friend , i'd rather be your moon,
so i could shine during your darkest hours
when your sun is not around you.
English
10Life before marriage is Airtel - u can Express Urself.
After marriage is Reliance - Always get in Touch.
After honeymoon is Hutch - Wherever u Go ur partner follows
But after 10 yrs. Life is BSNL - Subscriber is not reachable.
English
3215I called u 5 times but u were busy..
so pls come outside i am standing outside your home..
my name is moon, i just come to say Good Night ..
Have a nice sleep .
English |
20Boss : Pichle 6 mahino mein tumne kitni chhutiyan li hain,
kabhi bimari to kabhi honeymoon to kabhi bachche ki bimari.
Ab kya hai?
Employee: Sir, kal meri shaadi hai.
Hindi
50LKG ke kid ka paper me zero aaya.
- Hemant Singh
Angry Father: What is this?
Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass Star khatam ho gaye, to Moon de diya.
Hindi |
20A husband and wife were celebrating
their golden wedding anniversary.
The husband proudly told that
there was not a single instance
when they had fought in all the 50 years.
Someone asked the secret and the husband told,
"It was our honeymoon and we were riding on horses.
Suddenly, the horse went out of control
and my wife fell down.
On this my wife said this is the first time and
she ride the horse again.
After a few minutes the horse went out of control again
and again my wife fell down.
This time my wife said this is the second time and
she ride the horse again.
But sadly the horse went out of control again
and again my wife fell down.
This time my wife stood up,
took out a pistol from her bag and
shot the horse down.
Seeing this, i just got angry and
shouted on my wife in front of everyone stading there.
When i stopped, my wife said this is the first time.
And from that day i never let her say
this is the second time."
English |
01Dekh liya hai chehra tumhara ab aaftaab kis ko chahiye
akhein kyun moond loon azaab kis ko chahiye
chup-chaap bas khare raho paas tum humare
kis ne kiya sawal aur jawab kis ko chahiye..
Urdu |
237No matter if the sky is black or blue.
No matter. If there are stars or moon.
As long as your heart is true and my wish is with you
Sweet dreams will always be with you..
Good Night !
English |
00The moon and the weather may change together,
But a change of the moon, will not change the weather.
English |
105I wish moon always be full & bright &
you always be cool & right.
Whenever you go to switch off the light
remember that I am wishing you Good Night ..
English |
00Neil Armstrong jumped on moon
because he saw frogs on EARTH.
Happy Earth Day !
English |
00Recognize that the moons will never align.
Details:
Nothing is perfect.
English |
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