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A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

90

English |

Na guzarna eid ke din
kisi masjid ke saamne se,
kahi chaand samajh kar log apna roza na tod de,
aur hokar khafa kahin tumse
khuda tumhaare jaisa husn banaana hi na choad de.

2610

Urdu

GHALIB
Ghalib sharab peene de masjid mein baith kar
ya woh jagah bata jahan Khuda nahi.

ग़ालिब शराब पीने दे
मस्जिद में बैठ कर
या वो जगह बता
जहाँ खुदा नहीं ..

IQBAL
masjid Khuda ka ghar hai peene ki jagah nahi
Kafir ke dil mein jaa wahan Khuda nahi..


Faraz
Kafir ke dil se aaya hun yeh dekh kar Faraz
Khuda maujood hai wahan,
usay pata nahi..


WASI
Khuda to maujood dunia mein har jagah
Tu Jannat mein jaa, wahan peene se mana nahi..


SAQI
Peeta hun saqi, gam-e- duniya bhulaane ke liye
Jannat mein kaun sa gham hai, is liye waha maza nahi..

66671

Urdu |

Santa : Hello, Apollo Hospital.. My friend Banta has got an Hear Attack.
Receptionist: Sir, what's your location.
Santa : Chandni Chowk, near Sunehri Masjid .
Receptionist: Can you spell that..?
Santa : After a pause, How about I take him to India Gate and
you can pick him from there..?

10

English |

Az yak chiraag masjid va buttkhana roshan ast
dar hairatam ki dushmani khufron deen chiraast
- Shamas Tabrez

Click details below for translation.

Details:
Same lamp is burning in mosque and temple
i don't understand why they have enmity.

01

Persian |

Hun naya is sheher mein
Dil-o-gul-o-gulaab dhoondta hun
hai tabiyat kharaab
sach aur insaaf dhoondta hun
masjid -o-butkhana mein
imaan dhoondta hun
bhaagte-bhaagte thak gaya
aaraam dhoondta hun
jo zehen mein tha abhi
ab uska khayaal dhoondta hun
main bhi shaamil hun gunaah mein
suraag dhoondta hun
khaali lifaafe liye haath mein
paigaam dhoondta hun
teri mehfil mein aa to gaya
ab anjaam dhoondta hun
bawandar-o-sailaab mein
sukhan ik ehsaas dhoondta hun
tujhse juda ho kar
apni pehchaan dhoondta hun
rakhna maaf mujhe
main insaan dhoondta hun
rakhna maaf mujhe
main insaan dhoondta hun..

10

Urdu |

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