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A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

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English |

Welcome to Sweet Dream Airlines,
all passengers on bed be ready
as the flight will be leaving soon to DreamLand;
close your eyes .
Takeoff..
GOOD NIGHT .

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Rich in good luck..it's you.
Rich in good eyes ..it's you.
Rich in good smile..it's you.
Rich by heart ..it's you.
Rich in good friend .
Wait a minute..
it's me coz
i have you!

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English

Eyes are good friends..
See together,
weep together,
close together.
But when a girl comes,
one eye starts blinking.
Moral- A girl can break good friendship .

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English

Night has gone and moon too.
Sun has arrive with the sky blue.
Open your beautiful eyes ,
there is an sms for you.

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Some of the best moments of life .
Lying on the bed, listening to the rain outside.
Thinking about the person u love .
Taking a long drive on a calm road.
A sweet an emotional conversation.
Finding money in ur old jeans just when u needed.
Giggling naughtily.
Holding hands with ur friend for a walk.
Getting a hug from someone u care the most.
The moments ur eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.
This is all a part of life .
Just Enjoy!!

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English

My eyes -Miss U
My feelings-Luv U
My mind-Calls U
My life is U.
I'll die without U.
I LUV U..........
aisa teri friend mujhe bolti hai
SAMBHAL USKO.

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Hindi

Ur eyes pathaaka, ur lips rocket,
ur ears chakri, ur baatein fuljhari,
ur style anaar, ur personality bomb..
Tu bhaag ja, i'm coming with candle!!

10

Hindi

Last night, thinking of u one tear rolled out.
I asked, why are u out..?
Tear said, there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes ,
there is no place for me..

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English

Sometimes in life we feel so blue,
but someone somewhere is not happy as you.
Somewhere far at the border when a soldier sleeps,
missing his loved ones he silently weeps.
Somewhere a mother painfully sighs because
her new born baby didn't open her eyes .
Somewhere a poor dad silently cries,
when he sees his son begging for a bowl of rice.
Somewhere in an orphanage a little girl is sad,
when she misses her mom and dad.
So at times a reason to smile you may not have any,
say to yourself that you are happier than many.
Because life is beautiful and it's not always blue,
and someone somewhere is not as happy as you.

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English

Sharaabi eyes donate karne gaya.
Counter clerk: Kuch kehna chaahte ho?
Sharaabi: Jise lagaao use bata dena,
yeh do peg ke baad khulti hain..

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Hindi

Kisi ne God se poocha: U gave 2 eyes , 2 ears, 2 arms,
2 legs, 2 kidney but why only one heart ..?
God said: Arre..dil bhi do diye hain,
bus doosra dhoondna padta hai..

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Hindi

One special surprise for you, close ur eyes .
10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1..
Surprise cancelled.
Tum ne aankh band hi nahi ki..

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Hindi

Whenever I feel that I miss u
I close my eyes and I feel that u sit beside me.
I wont open my eyes because of the fear
that u may come out in my tears..

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Smile stops when we close the lips;
Dreams ends when we open the eyes ;
Love ends when we stop believing;
But friendship ends when we stop disturbing..!!!!

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Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?

Boy: I close my eyes and act like i am sleeping..!

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