0375 years old lady ne newspaper mein ad diya,
Zaroorat_e_Rishta
After some days a letter arrived,
"Iss umar mein Rishte nahi, Farishte aate hain.."
Urdu |
20Boy to Girl: I Love You..
Girl: I am engaged with someone and i have a boyfriend too.
Boy (After thinking for a while): Dekh le agar kahin adjust hota hun to..
Hindi |
01Rajnikant's attitude as a student:
He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100!
He solved al 150 and wrote:
RASCALLA ! CHECK ANY 100..
English
00If you look like your passport picture,
you probably need the trip.
English |
00There are three stages of man :
He believes in Santa Claus;
he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus;
he is Santa Claus..
English |
00A kid went late for school.
- HARRY
Teacher : Why are you late ?
Kid : Madam, my parents were fighting.
Teacher: So what If they were fighting,
still you could have come on time.
Kid : Actually, my one shoe had been taken by dad and other by mom.
English |
54Itne kamzor ho gaye hum aapki judaai se..
Itne kamzor ho gaye hum aapki judaai se..
ek din machchar bhi le gayaa,
uthaa ke razaai se!!
Hindi
20The first 5 days after the weekend
are always the hardest..
English |
00Funny ironic word combinations
1. Clearly misunderstood
2. Exact estimate
3. Small crowd
4. Act naturally
5. Found missing
6. Fully empty
and
7. HAPPILY MARRIED!!
English |
40God made each and everyone of us unique
until he got to China.
Copy paste.. copy paste..
English |
20Policeman: Sir, how did you come to have this accident?
Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, Stop? Look? Listen . and
while i was doing that
the train hit me.
English
00Workers play football,
Managers play tennis,
and CEOs Play golf.
Higher you go, ball goes smaller n u need a better vision!
.
.
.
Aaj se hum kanche khelenge! :
Hindi |
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