When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.

20

English
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Behosh aadmi ko dekh kar Dr: Yeh mar chuka hai.
Tabhi aadmi bola: Main zinda hun.
Aadmi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho,
itna bada Dr. kya jhooth bolega.

12

Hindi

First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

00

English

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.

00

English

Biwian apne pati ko A.G. kyun kehti hain..?
Kyonki Bhartiya biwian sanskaari hoti hain,
sabke saamne 'Abe Gadhe' nahi keh sakti isliye
short form se bulati hain..A.G.!

31

Hindi

Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?

41

Punjabi

A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.

20

English

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.

00

English

Shastro me likha hai ki
pati-patni ek hi gaadi ke do pahiye hain.
Agar dono me se ek bhi kharab ho jaye to gaadi nahi chal sakti.
Moral: STEPNY SAATH RAKHO.

30

Hindi

When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.

20

English

Men are idiots and I married their king.

10

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