I Believe That If Life Gives You Lemons, You Should Make Quotes

I believe that if life gives you lemons,
you should make lemonade...
And try to find somebody
whose life has given them vodka,
and have a party.
- Ron White

Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: I am just five.
Cat: 5? How come, you look so big?
Elephant: I am a complan boy.
Elephant how old r u?
Cat: I am just 30.
Elephant: 30? But you are looking so small?
Cat: I am a santoor girl..

Height of brand consciousness..
A rich girl was walking by the river side in jungle and
suddenly saw a crocodile and a cheetah.
She screamed:
Oh my God ..! LACOSTE and PUMA..

Marriage involves mathematics for it -
Doubles joys,
Halves sorrows, and
Quadruples expenses.

I love everybody.
Some I love to be around,
some I love to avoid,
and others I would love to punch in the face..

If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried.

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhuka-ke sharma-ke galiyon se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Le lo..Bartan