AyzazypzykyzaTyzizymzyebyzazyryzbzyazyd
kzyazyrzynzyatzyhzyakyzayzrdzyiyza..
Confuse ho gaye..?
y aur z delete karo aur padho..!

34

Hindi

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A : u r active
B : u r best
C : u r cute
D : u r my dear
E : u r excellent
F : u r always first
G : u r great
Sorry Z tak jhooth bolne ke liye time lagega..

52

Hindi

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in Hindi?
Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was hindi..??

54

Hindi

I am Me
and honey,
that's something
you will never be..

11

English |

The first testicular guard
was used in cricket in 1874 and
the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for men to realize that
brain is also important.

10

English

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I met 7 angels & they wanted to meet an intelligent person,
I gave them UR Address.....
Dekha, unko kaisa Ullu banaayaa!!

91

Hindi

Bijli + Baadal = Saavan Aaya
Baaraat + Baja = Dulha Aaya
Phool + Nazaare = Vasant Aaya
Aap + Aapki Hasi = Bhago Bhago..Bhoot Aaya!!

50

Hindi

This msg is strictly for smart & cute readers.
Since you have received this
it's obviously a technical error.
The sender deeply apologizes.
Sorry for the inconvenience..

02

English |

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart & i got heart Attack..

60

English |

Hum dooor sahi..majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhaari aati hai,
tum saans wahaan par lete ho,
par badboo yahaan tak aati hai.

20

Hindi

Kaaju, baadaam, akhrot, pista, kish-mish..
all dry fruits are tasty but
they are nothing in comparison to you..
Because abey KHAJOOR teri baat hi kuch aur hai!!

70

Hindi

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