Teacher to class - A for..?
Class - Apple.
Teacher - Zor se BOLO
Class - JAI MATA DI..

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Hindi
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Dus saal pehle: Girl-Maa mein jeans pehen loo?
Maa-Nahi.
Now-a-days: Girl-Maa mein mini pehen loo?
Maa-Pehen le beti kuch to pehen le..

21

Hindi

People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov

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English |

Policewala agar juice ke thele par
juice pee raha ho to
dekhne waala yahi sochta hai -
Free mein pee raha hoga..

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Hindi |

Age of Drinks:
1 to 3: Milk
3 to 8: Cerelac
9 to 13: Horlicks
14 to 25: Beer
26 to 40: Old Monk
41 to 60: Tonic
After 60: Anytime "Gangajal"

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Hindi

Sirf ek mohabat hi nahi hoti duniya me dard ki wajah. . . . .
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darwaaze me aayi hui ungali bhi kambakht jaan nikal deti hai..

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Hindi |

I told her that i have no jewellery shop.
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Still she says, "Mahi Mahi Mahi Mainu Challa Pawaa De.."

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Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa raha?
02/08/2012.
Kyonki is din rakhi aur Friendship Day ek saath the..

20

Hindi

I once drank भांग and then wrote a book.
It was called 'The Big भांग Theory'.

30

Hindi |

Ameer ka bachcha-Papa aj bohot garmi he!

Papa:Hum aaj he A/C lagwa lenge!



Gareeb ka bacha-PAPA aj kitni garmi h!

PAPA:Chal tujhe Ganja karwa deta hu.

10

Hindi

The pessimist spoke mournfully to his friend :
"It is only to me that such misfortunes happen."
"What's the matter now?", inquired his friend .
The pessimist answered dolefully:
"Don't you see that it is raining..?"

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