Teacher To Class - A For..? Class - Apple. Teacher - Zor Quotes

Teacher to class - A for..?
Class - Apple.
Teacher - Zor se BOLO
Class - JAI MATA DI..

Investment returns in one year:
Gold 28%,
Silver 80%,
Crude 40%,
Sensex 35%
&
ONION 880%,
Kaash..
Ek Lakh ke Pyaaz liye hote
to NEW YEAR ke liye Europe me hota..

I once drank भांग and then wrote a book.
It was called 'The Big भांग Theory'.

Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
par kabhi socha na tha ki woh..
surprise mein apna husband bhi saath laayegi.

A BOY on Drive Date in BMW.. : Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai,
I'm already married.
Girl: Tumne to mujhe dara hi diya,
Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai..!!!

Sweet Flirt
Boy: Tumhare Pen mein INK nahi hai kya??
Girl: Andhe ho kya?
Chal to raha hai..!
Boy: Achcha to Apna mobile number Likh ke dikhao..

Angrez darwaza Kholne Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahega..

You Don't Know?


Mai Batata Hu..
Woh Kahega "THERE WAS A COLD DAY"

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Say 1O Times Khud Samajh Aa jayega..