10Ik vaar Santa apne yaar de viah te
jaa ke naan zyaada khaa lenda hai,
te ghar aa ke badaa aukhaa hundaa hai
te flush wich beh ke kehndaa hai:
Rabba, ya Jaan kadh leh,
ya fer Naan kadh leh..
Punjabi
3514Santa ne ek naamcheen karamaati insaan se poocha:
Aap meri sharab churwa sakte ho..?
Karamaati: Haan kyun nahi.
Santa : To police ne meri 22 bottlein pakri hain. Churwa do.
Hindi |
00Santa gives dictation test to the students.
Last bench students said that they are unable to hear,
so Santa replied,
"Ok i will write on the board."
English
00Santa ki wife kidnap ho gayi.
Kidnapper ne finger ka tukda bheja aur paise mange.
Santa : Ungali to kisi ki bhi ho sakti hai, Mundi bhej Mundi....
Hindi |
20Teacher: If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits and two more rabbits then
how many rabbits you will be having..?
Santa : Seven.
Teacher: Oh! Listen carefully.
If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits and two more rabbits then
how many rabbits you will be having..?
Santa : Seven.
Teacher: Ok. Let me ask you
If I give you two chocolates, and two chocolates and two more chocolates then
how many chocolates you will be having..?
Santa : Six.
Teacher: Good. Now tell me
If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits and two more rabbits then
how many rabbits you will be having..?
Santa : Seven.
Teacher: How is that..?
Santa : I am already having one at home.
English |
00Santa raat ko machardaani laga kar so raha tha,
Achanak ek jugnoo aa gaya..
Santa : Lo ye machar humko
Torch le kar dhoondh raha hai.
Hindi |
20A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
- Tarun Goma
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Santa : I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.
English |
00Judge to Santa : tum 3rd time adalat main aa rahe ho.
Tumhe sharam nahi aati..?
Santa : janab tusi ta roz hi aande ho
tuhanu ta dubb ke mar jana chaida hai.
Punjabi
00Santa was riding on horse.
He jumped the Red Light.
Policeman whisteled.
Santa lifts the tail of horse and said,
"Le kar le number note!!"
Hindi
10TV reporter to Santa : Can you tell me
how many jokes are there on you?
Santa : Hardly 2 or max 3,
the rest are all true stories.
English
00Santa went to a museum, there he broke a statue.
Officer: You have broken a 5000 year old statue.
Santa : Thank GOD ! I thought it's new.
English
00Teacher: Ek Din aisa aayega jab prithvi pe pani nahi rahega,
sab jeev nasht ho jayenge, prithvi tabaah ho jayegi.
Santa : Madamji, us din tuition aana hai kya..?
Hindi |
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