Pati: Aaj Khane Mein Kya Banaogi? Patni: Jo Tum Kaho. Pati: Daal Quotes

Pati: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Pati: Daal chawal bana lo.
Patni: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
Pati: To sabji bana lo.
Patni: Bachche nahi khate.
Pati: Fir keema.
Patni: Mujhe elergy hai.
Pati: Parathe?
Patni: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Patni: Dahi nahi hai.
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.

A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"

A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.