Santa Singh Got An Invitation To Party Which Said BROWN TIE ONLY When Quotes

Santa singh got an invitation to party
which said
BROWN TIE ONLY
when he went to the party
he was surprised to find that
others were wearing pants and shirts also..!!

Santa baraf ka tukda haath mein le kar
gaur se dekh raha tha.
Banta asked: Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : Dekh raha hun leak kaha se ho raha hai..

Frog to Santa : Kya sardaar ka dimaag hota hai?
Santa : Haan hota hai.
Frog: Nahi hota.
and the frog jumps in the water.
Santa : Isme suicide karne ki kya baat thi,
i was joking..

Santa was filling a slambook.
He didn't knew the meaning of Zodiac sign.
He turned the previous page and
saw that somebody had written Cancer,
so he wrote Gas Problem..

Santa pravachan sun ke ghar aaya
aur apni biwi ko godh mein utha liya.
Biwi: Pravachan mein romance sikhaya hai kya?
Santa : Nahi, pravachan mein kaha ki apne dukhon ko khud uthaao.

Santa : Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hain?
Banta: Goal karne ke liye.
Santa : Susra, Ball to pehle se hi gol hai, aur kitna gol karenge..

Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”

Santa responded immediately,
“Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”