10What is marriage ?
Answer: 1st year:
Alpenlibe - Jee lalchaaye rahaa na jaaye.
2nd year:
TVS - Meelon chalti muskaan.
3rd year:
Kinetic - Sabki hawa nikaal de.
4th year:
Chlormint - Dubaara mat poochna.
English
00Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
English
12Behosh aadmi ko dekh kar Dr: Yeh mar chuka hai.
Tabhi aadmi bola: Main zinda hun.
Aadmi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho,
itna bada Dr. kya jhooth bolega.
Hindi
00A woman was telling her friend , "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend .
The woman replied, "A billionaire.
English
20Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte hai.?
Golu: Sir, Woh Roz GALIYA Khaate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Golu: Ji woh
CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE Hain.
Moral: Its not wife every time.
Hindi |
23Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.
Punjabi
20While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..
English
40Pati: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Pati: Daal chawal bana lo.
Patni: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
Pati: To sabji bana lo.
Patni: Bachche nahi khate.
Pati: Fir keema.
Patni: Mujhe elergy hai.
Pati: Parathe?
Patni: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Patni: Dahi nahi hai.
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Hindi
10A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
English
10Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?
Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.
Hindi |
10
English
00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
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