It isn't always just how you look.
Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and
I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.

43

English |

Chaand ko bhi akele mein sharam aati hogi,
baat kuch tumhaari bhi samajh mein aati hogi,
jab bhi zikr hota hoga smart logon ka..
tumhe bhi meri yaad aati hogi.

250

Hindi |

Fishes are in ponds
fishes are in sea
ugly are you and
smarty is me..

00

English |

Cello the pen of India
Lux the soap of India
Amul the taste of India
You the waste of India
the star of India..

62

English |

Talking once with a Genius
is equal to the knowledge of
reading books for one month.
So feel free to call me anytime..

51

English |

In life there are Five Things
you should not lose:
1. Character
2. Self-Respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5.
and..
?????
Well, you know my name.

90

English |

God created me to be your friend .
He picked me out from all the rest because
He knows i am the best.
Ssshhh..
Don't argue on God 's choice
Just accept that you are Lucky..

42

English |

Ret ki zaroorat har registaan ko hoti hai,
sitaaron ki zaroorat har aasmaan ko hoti hai,
tum humein bhool mat jaana kyonki..
sachche dosto ki zaroorat har kisi ko hoti hai.

185

Hindi |

Trust me, when I woke up today
I had no plans to be awesome,
but still it happened again.

61

English |

Sweet socho, smart socho,
achcha socho, sachcha socho,
pyaaraa socho.
I know it's difficult for u.
I have a shortcut for u.
Only mere baare mein socho.

367

Hindi |

If a cute girl tells you
that she's in love with you
do any of the three things:
1. Take her to an eye specialist
2. Take her to a mental hospital
3. Tell her that u r not me

40

English |

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