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आज का विचार
Jab bhi koi decision lena ho to pehle

 Apne dil ki suno,


Phir

 Dimaag ki suno 

Aur


Finally

 Majboor hoke wahi karo


Jo Aapki BIWI chahti hai.

20

Hindi |

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

10

English

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

00

English

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"

10

English

Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.

10

English

Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?

Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.

10

Hindi |

While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..

20

English

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