I Asked My Wife, "Where Do You Want To Go Quotes

I asked my wife , "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.

Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.

Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .

Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.