01I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
English
30Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.
Punjabi
00If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .
English
10A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
English
10
English
00A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
English
10Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.
English
00Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
English
00The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.
English
00I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father, I can say anything
I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
English
10Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
English
10My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!
English |
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