I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

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English
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.

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English

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.

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English

A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

10

English

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

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English

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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English

Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?

Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.

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