Santa : Aaj mere paas paisa hai,
business hai, bangla hai,
tere paas kya hai?
Banta: Mere paas bhi paisa hai,
busines hai, bangla hai.
Santa : Oye kambakht, fir humaari maa kiske paas hai?

21

Hindi

Santa was caught for speeding and produced in court.
Judge asked: 30 days or 300 rupees?
Santa replied: I will take money.

00

English

Santa : Doctor saab mujhe chot lag gayi hai.
Doctor: Bahut gehri chot hai, taanke lagenge, 1000 Rs lagenge.
Santa : Bhutni dea, taanke laune ne, kadaai nahi karni..

00

Punjabi |

Santa ko sapne me kisi ne goli maar di!!
2nd day Santa ne apna bank account close karwa diya kyonki
bank mein likha tha - hum aapke sapno ko hakikat mein badal denge.

10

Hindi

Santa to Doctor:
Mainu ik problem hai,
gall karde hoe mainu aadmi dikhaai ni sujhdaa.
Doctor: Aisa kab-kab hota hai?
Santa : Phone karte waqt .....

20

Punjabi

Tintumon: Aaj kal TV mein channel bahut kharaab aa rahe hain.
Santa : Nahi to, humaare papa ne to TataSky lagwaa liya hai,
ab to bilkul theek hain, aap apna cable check karwa lo.

00

Hindi |

Santa 's son was filling an Application Form..
The form asked about "MOTHER TONGUE"?

Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?

Santa : Likh puttar
very LONG & UNCONTROLLED..

21

Punjabi |

Santa ki girlfrnd romantic mood me...
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi hai.. Aa jao..!!
Santa - tu mere ghar aaja,
mere ghar sab log hai,
Tera man lag jayega...!!

02

Hindi

Accident ke baad.
Driver: Maine car ki headlight ON kar ke bataya tha ki
pehle mjhe nikalne do.
Santa : Maine bhi to wiper chala ke bataya tha ki 'na kaake na'.

00

Hindi

Santa in a Bank Test..
Q: What is a Cyclone?



Santa answers: "It is the smallest Loan given by a Bank to purchase a cycle....!"

00

English |

In a marriage Daler Mehndi to sardaar: Bhai, kinni der gaawaaan?????
Santa : O gaa de ik adhaa,
baaki te fer sharaabian ne
GENERATOR di awaaz te hi nachchi jaanaa hai.

10

Punjabi

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