Why India Is Not Yet Developed? Though Population Is 100 Crore? Because Quotes

Why India is not yet developed?
Though population is 100 crore?
Because 7.9 crore are retired,
30 crore in state government jobs,
17 crore in central government jobs
(Both don't work efficiently).
1.1 crore IT professional
(They don't work for India).
25 crore in school,
2 crore under 5 years,
15 crore unemployed,
1.2 crore you can find anytime in hospitals.
Statistics say 79,99,997 people are in jail.
Rest two are you and me.
You are busy with your mobile .
How can i handle India alone..?

Here's good news for bald heads.
They say, " God made perfect heads".
Those that were not - He covered them with hair.

Never return to a doctor
whose office plants have died.

An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is cute..
ki kar lega fruit!!

Age of Drinks:
1 to 3: Milk
3 to 8: Cerelac
9 to 13: Horlicks
14 to 25: Beer
26 to 40: Old Monk
41 to 60: Tonic
After 60: Anytime "Gangajal"

Banana: Why are you crying?
Apple: All of them cut and eat me.
Banana: Poda! You are better than me.
All of them remove my dress & eat me.

Wife - Kitna pyaar karte ho humein?

Husband - Shahjhan jitna

Wife : - mere marne ke baad Taj mahal banaoge?

Husband - mai plot bhi le chuka hu pagli,

Der to tu kar rahi hai..