10An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
English
10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
30Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..
English |
20Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!
English
10A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.
English
00If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .
English
20When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
English
00Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."
English
20Wife (Seeing Stars):
Batao Wo Kaun Si Cheez hai Jo
Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte..
Husband - Nai Bataunga
Wife - Bolo Na Plz
Husband - Tumhara Muh.
Hindi
00Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage .
English
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
00Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-Engagement ring
-Wedding ring
-Suffering
English
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