An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband A Woman Can Have; The Quotes

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Behosh aadmi ko dekh kar Dr: Yeh mar chuka hai.
Tabhi aadmi bola: Main zinda hun.
Aadmi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho,
itna bada Dr. kya jhooth bolega.

First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

2 things r Xtremly difficult

-To plant ur idea in some1's head


-To plant some1's money in ur own pocket


The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE

Two Most Important People in a Man's Life :


1. Mother.

2. Wife .



One brings You in this World Crying,

&

Other Ensures that You Continue to do So...!

Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.