Wife -Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya he

daal me kya daalu,



Santa -Dimaag to h hi nhi

nya colgate active salt daal de

usme namak hai

31

Hindi

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes.
He got irritated..
drank poison and said
Now bite, u'll die bastards..

00

English

Santa : Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai?
.
.
.
.
.
Banta: Tu v bilkul khota hi hai.
Sent Message Matlab Khushboo Wala Message.

11

Hindi |

Doctor: I am sorry,
operation k waqt rubber k dastane aapke pet me rah gaye,
dubara operation krna hoga.

Santa : pagal hai kya?
ye le 20 rupaye, naye le lena.

00

Hindi

Jeeto: Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon badhaa ditti..?
Santa : Break fail ho gayaa hai,
accident hon to pehlaan hi aapaa ghar pahunchna hai..

00

Punjabi

Santa ki beti: Papa kal aapke ghar se ek member kam ho jaaega.
Next day Santa ki beti bhaag jaati hai.
Santa : Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per
thi woh Jyotshi!

20

Hindi

Santa gives dictation test to the students.
Last bench students said that they are unable to hear,
so Santa replied,
"Ok i will write on the board."

00

English

Hindi Grammer Teacher:
Wo ladko se hans kar baat karti hai.
Batao is sentence me ladki kya hai?

Santa : Sir, ladki bigdi hui hai aur setting karna chati hai.

- Vikas Umrao

00

Hindi |

Santa samosa wichon aaloo aaloo kha reha si
te bahar da hisa sut reha si.
Banta puchda hai ke
tu samosa cho sirf aaloo aaloo kyun kha reha hai..?
Santa : Dr. ne mainu baahar di cheezan khan to manaa kita hai..

11

Punjabi |

Santa proposed a girl.......
Girl: I am one year elder to u.
Santa : Oye, no problem sohniye, I will marry u next year.

00

English

Santa dials a number and a girl receives his call-
Santa : Who's this?
Girl: Main Sita.
Santa : Navaa seaapaa, main taan ludhiyaane keeta si,
eh taan ayodhya mil gayaa.

00

Hindi

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