After A Quarrel, A Wife Said To Her Husband, "You Know, Quotes

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband ,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice."

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Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!

Behosh aadmi ko dekh kar Dr: Yeh mar chuka hai.
Tabhi aadmi bola: Main zinda hun.
Aadmi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho,
itna bada Dr. kya jhooth bolega.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"