Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai,
Isliye Swarg jaisa Narak milega.
Man: Woh Kaise ?
Yam: Agale janam me shadi to hogi Lekin wahi purani Biwi ke saath!

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Hindi |
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

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English

Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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English

When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

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English

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.

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English

Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!

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English

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .

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English

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FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.

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English |

Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..

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Hindi |

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