I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

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A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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Two Most Important People in a Man's Life :


1. Mother.

2. Wife .



One brings You in this World Crying,

&

Other Ensures that You Continue to do So...!

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