40Sometimes its better to bunk a class
and do masti with friends because
today when I look back..
Marks never make me laugh but memories do..!!
English |
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10Every moening get up and look through the list
of the richest people in the world .
If your name is not there,
please go and work hard
to be in that list
by doing smart work.
-Bill Gates
English
00If you've been trained to listen
to mistakes your whole life ,
you forget to listen to opportunities.
- Lucia Micarelli
English |
11A man is lucky to be the first love of a woman
and a woman is lucky to be the last love of a man.
English
10Trust GOD , HE knows your future.
HE may not reveal it to you but
HE will walk with you as the future unfolds.
Don't trust the stars,
trust the ONE who made them.
English
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10Charlie Chaplin's 3 heart touching statements:
1. Nothing is permanent in this world ..Not even our problems.
2. I like walking in the rain because nobody can see my tears.
3. The most wasted day in life is the day, in which we have not laughed.
English
218Kisi ne God se poocha: U gave 2 eyes , 2 ears, 2 arms,
2 legs, 2 kidney but why only one heart ..?
God said: Arre..dil bhi do diye hain,
bus doosra dhoondna padta hai..
Hindi
44Sacrifice is greater than Love ,
Character is greater than Beauty,
Humanity is greater than Wealth
but nothing is greater than Good Relations..
English
143A poor man catches a fish, but his wife can't cook due to mehngai...
No gas, no spices, no oil..
Man puts the fish back in river.
Fish shouts-"Hindustaan Zindabad"!
Hindi |
34देखो कैसे घूम रही सड़कों पर कारें
काले शीशों वाली
फिर भी आँखें मूंदें बैठे
बन्दर और मदारी
महिला सुरक्षा के मुद्दे पर करवा लो
इनसे भाषण भारी
सुप्रीम कोर्ट के आदेशों को
ना करती पुलिस जारी
मित्रों शायद हम तुम भी हैं
निर्भया कांड के बलात्कारी ..
Hindi |
00The notepad of our life may not be backspaced
but yes it can be Photoshopped..
English |
194अक्सर लोगों के मोबाइल चोरी हो जाते हैं
या फिर तेज़ bike से छीने जाते हैं
साहब रिपोर्ट में गुमा हुआ लिखवाते हैं
कौन जाने उनमें से कितने ही मिल पाते हैं
आखिर क्यों चोरी के मोबाइल network coverage पाते हैं
क्यों नहीं वो permanent lock हो जाते हैं
क्यों वो service centre गए बिना factory reset हो जाते हैं
क्यों उनके parts grey market में बिक जाते हैं
साहब मोबाइल ढूंढें कैसे
इस शहर में लापता कई दर्जन आदमी मिल नहीं पाते हैं ..
Hindi |
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