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Nakhra tuhada tauba-tauba
ajeeb tuhada style hai
message kade karna nahi
raulla paaya saadde kol touch-screen mobile hai..

61

Punjabi |

Paagal ki 3 nishaaniyaan:
1. Bewaqt miss call karna.
2. Paagal sms muskura kar padhega.
3. Neeche mat padhna
Jo kaam manaa karo, paagal woh zaroor karega.

10

Hindi

Aapki kashish sarfarosh hai,
aapka nasha u madhosh hai,
kya kahe tumse dost
jis paagal kutte ne aapko kata
wo ab tak behosh hai..

40

Urdu

If people say u r Crazy, be patient.
If they say u r a Monkey, relax.
If they say u r Stupid, be cool.
But if they say u r smart,
thappad maar saale ko,
mazaak ki bhi koi hadh hoti hai.

51

Hindi
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A : u r active
B : u r best
C : u r cute
D : u r my dear
E : u r excellent
F : u r always first
G : u r great
Sorry Z tak jhooth bolne ke liye time lagega..

52

Hindi

Boy: Main keha sohneyo, jutti te badi sohni paai hoi hai.
Girl: Utaaroon kya?
Boy: Main keha pajaami te hor v sohni hai.....

61

Punjabi

My eyes -Miss U
My feelings-Luv U
My mind-Calls U
My life is U.
I'll die without U.
I LUV U..........
aisa teri friend mujhe bolti hai
SAMBHAL USKO.

132

Hindi

Bhoot ka beta apni maa se bola,
Maa, main kitnaa daraawanaa hun..?
Maa boli- Beta tu to fir bhi theek hai,
unko dekh jo yeh sms padh rahe hain.

94

Hindi

Meri yaad aaye = Yaad Karo
Zyaada yaad aaye = SMS Karo
Aur zyaada yaad aaye = Phone Karo
Aur bhi zyaada yaad aaye = Milo
Us-se bhi zyaada yaad aaye = To please jhooth bolna band karo.

92

Hindi

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