Gadha Har Waqt Udaas Kyun Rehta Hai..? 22 Terian Tu Hi Quotes

Gadha har waqt udaas kyun rehta hai..?
22 terian tu hi jaane..

Some facts about ur life :
1. Any similarity between u n a human being is a pure coincidence.
2. I don't know what makes u so stupid but whatever it is, it works.
3. I heard u got a brain transplant n the brain rejected you.
Plz don't thank me for insulting u.
It was my pleasure!

Hi..jaane-anjaane mein agar maine,
aapka dil dukhaaya ho ya kabhi tang kiya ho,
ya jo-jo bhi kiya ho, us-us ke liye,
aapse jo ho sake kar lo,
MAINE NAHI SUDHARNAA..!!

Tera blood group kya hai, urgently call karke bataa.
Mere dost ke kutte ka accident ho gayaa hai,
Dr. ne kahaa hai ki kisi aawaara kutte ka khoon chaahiye.

God saw me hungry, he created Domino's,
God saw me thirsty he created Limca - Frooti,
God saw me walking he created Mercedes Benz.,
God saw me without any problem, he created you..

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart & i got heart Attack..

When God thought that he can't be everywhere
to take care of His children
He made Friends..
When devil thought that he can't be everywhere
he made Boyfriends..