259स्वयं को सबसे बुद्धिमान समझना
किस बात की निशानी है ?Details:
उत्तर : मूर्खता की ।
Hindi |
100There´s a man who lives in a flat on the twentieth floor.
He uses the elevator only until the 9th floor,
where he has to continue walking upstairs until reaching his floor.
But if it is raining he can go in elevator until the twentieth floor.
Who do you think he is..?
Click details for answer if you are logged in.Details:
He's too short to reach the button for the higher floors.
However, on rainy days, when he's carrying his umbrella,
he pushes the 20th floor button with the tip of the umbrella.
English |
22If you make a new years resolution
to not keep any new years resolutions
would you keep it?
English |
5016Ek raja apne kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
par kutte ne wazir nu wad ditta,
wazir ne raje nu kutte nu sazaa den lai keha
par raja ta kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
usne wazir nu keha ki
tu hi es nu saza de par
ohi saza main tainu dawaanga.
Wazir ne kutte nu ki saza ditti ki kutta mar gaya
par wazir fer v bach gaya..??
ANSWER: Wazir ne kutte
di poonch wich agg laa ditti.
Punjabi
12Name the animal which is exactly like dog but
walks on three legs..?Details:
Answer: Langdaa kutta. (a lame dog)
English |
259स्वयं को सबसे बुद्धिमान समझना
किस बात की निशानी है ?Details:
उत्तर : मूर्खता की ।
Hindi |
123Newton: How to write 4, in between 5?
China: Joke
Japan: Impossible
America: Question wrong
UK: Not found in intrnet
From India:
"F(IV)E"
English |
21A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him,
"You may make a statement. If it is true,
I'll sentence you to four years in prison.
If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison."
After the man made his statement,
the judge decided to let him go free.
What did the man say..?
Click details below for answer.Details:
The man said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison."
If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years.
If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true.
Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.
English |
21The sentence after this is true.
The sentence before this is false.
English |
188Two batsman, each on 94.
7 runs to win in 3 balls.
Both make unbeaten 100.
How?
English
65Solve this puzzle
"i live in water,
if u cut my head
i am at your door,
if u cut my tail,
i am a fruit,
if u cut both,
then i am with u".
ANSWER: PEARL
English
34What is the biggest moth in the world ..?
Click details to find answer.Details:
a mammoth..
English |
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